Original art, shipped directly from the artist, to anywhere.

Give your walls some weirdness and whimsy. If you buy an original, it will come with a certificate of authenticity, a hand-written letter explaining a thing about the piece that only the artist and yourself will know (unless you choose to share it), and a handful of swag.

Commissions are currently closed for specified requests, but if you send me paper materials or other art supplies and a modest sum of your choosing, a month or three later, you’ll get art in return.

Eggs?

If you send me paper and a self-addressed, stamped envelope, I will egg it and return it.

Specific commissions?

Want me to paint your kids, your dog, or your hamster? Maybe at some point, but probably not today.